if i ever stop reblogging this assume I am dead
for every nuanced and well-developed character who gets reduced to a single gimmicky trait by The Fandom there are at least 5 or 6 one dimensional joke characters who fandom members will bend over backwards to portray as unbelievably deep and cleverly written though
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
I made a page for the Blood and Chakra naruto zine, here’s a little look at some of it!
I’m happy I got to contribute to this great zine… and that gmail saved the fullsize version of this after my hard drive crashed, ha ha
it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.
No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.
you a bitch
It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.
So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.